I’ve only seen one all call for the members of this fandom, and want to see how large we really are- please, reblog or like if this applies to you!
[petulant neckbearded fa/tg/uy voice] fandoms are for girls and fags we’re a hobby
no we are a fandom have you seen the shit we make
The Adeptus Custodes, known as the Legio Custodes until after the Horus Heresy, are the Imperial Adepta responsible for guarding the Imperial Palace and the physical body of the Emperor of Mankind. They are a group of 10,000 genetically-engineered superhumans who are even more potent in combat than the Adeptus Astartes and who serve as the Emperor’s personal guardians and praetorian bodyguard.
# I love how the dreadnought is going to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker
Custodians, yay! <3
SisterofSilence and I thought it’d be fun to do a “happy ending” AU in which the war is over and most of the primarchs and the Emperor and Mrs. Emperor (aka Arlette) all retire to a village of their own on an Eldar maiden world…and most of them gain weight. This all came from a mental image I had of a much-inflated Horus sitting beside a beer-bellied Ferrus Manus, with cans of beer in their hands, watching sports in their underpants. We’re including Daughters. Dorn and Perturabo are living together in a nice big house with a huge treehouse in the baobab in the back garden for Hestia and her friends to play in. They use it as a love nest when she’s asleep. Lorgar and Angron are being nannies for Emps and Arlette’s kids. Ankeara is married and so now Angron is a grandpa. Konrad Curze lives alone in a house with boarded-up windows and goes in and out through the basement. And so on.
Don’t forget the part where Ferrus and Fulgrim are sharing a duplex with Horus and Sanguinius, and someone (likely Fulgrim) thought it would be a great idea to break away the wall seperating their living rooms. So now they have a common first floor! Everyone likes going over for dinner at Fulgrim’s. Everyone calls it Fulgrim’s for some reason! And Russ and the Khan own a motorcycle shop and racing circuit together. And so on and so forth. I actually have a fic in the works, but didn’t find time yet to finish it, so have the start:
"Tell me you finished cutting the onions, San!" Fulgrim called from across the kitchen isle as he shifted pans across the stove to make space for the cooking pan.
"Almost!" Sanguinius called back as he tried to cut the onions as quickly as he could without cutting off any of his fingers, his eyes teared from the onion’s sting. He was seated at the accommodating dining table in the great room he and Horus shared with Ferrus and Fulgrim. They lived in a comfortable duplex with a shared ground floor.
"I need them now!" Fulgrim declared as he waved a laddle.
I do hope that you can play as an Imperial Guardsman in Eternal Crusade, because they’re my favourite faction by far. I don’t think I’d enjoy running around as a Space Marine or an Eldar Guardian, and I really want to drive a Leman-Russ.
I think it’s only man-children for now…
(I want the Inquisition D:)
Bjorn the Fell-Handed:
After Russ’ disappearance, Bjorn assumed the Primarch’s leadership of the Space Wolves, becoming the Chapter’s first Great Wolf. His heroic career at the head of the Space Wolves ended during a raid against a fortress in the 31st Millennium, when he was so severely wounded and crippled that he was beyond the aid of the Chapter’s Apothecaries. To preserve Bjorn’s life, his paralyzed body was transplanted within a Space Wolf Dreadnought. Over the following five hundred years, he remained at the forefront of battle. Eventually the long years took their toll on the warrior, and he began spending longer and longer periods dormant in stasis sleep. Now he is only awakened once every thousand years, or when the Chapter has the greatest need of his potent skills and wisdom. He is also awakened at the dawn of each new century to hold court at the Great Feast, where he recounts elements from his own saga to his Battle-Brothers. He represents the Chapter’s link to the past, and is revered by the Space Wolves as a hero almost as great as Leman Russ.